Via MPD Facebook:
Monticello PD needs your help to locate Joseph Swart—aka, the guy who thought burglary was his new side hustle. 
We’re trying to help Joseph turn himself in before his “track record” gets even worse. If you’ve seen Joseph or have any info on his whereabouts, please call or text the Monticello Police Department’s Crime Tip-Line at 606-688-7676 (688-POPO).
You will remain anonymous! We need Joseph’s location, NOT YOUR NAME!
Let’s help Joseph make better decisions, one police station visit at a time.